Triskaidekaphobia

Mattoid----->semi-insane. Right. Glad I got rid of the tag thing. Mattoid seems to be how my week has somewhat been. First of all, Room Raiders is a good show. Haha. The Melbourne Shuffle is AWESOME. And... Man U are gonna whoop Liverpool tomorrow. Justin Henin-Hardenne is gonna win the Australian Open. So is Federer. Classical Gas is absolutely amazing, feeling very very grateful that I have angels to send me the mp3...

Week has been hectic but controllable. Let's see... Everyday I'm playing ping pong wiht different different people, I am like playing against Vietnamese people one day and the next dayy I'm playin Iranians... But everyone has fun, and I finally get homework this weekend... I'm also picking up a bit of foosball here and there, but most importantly, class has been very, very soul-sucking... If it haven't been for my friends, I would have been so confused and bored haha... Nearly fell asleep during Physics too, the lecturer speaks so softly and so slowly... But it's good la, at least we don't get lost during the lesson...

A friend suggested that I put in GUY things in my entries. I won't generally discriminate every guy in the world by doing that, so disagree and comment if you want to, it's just in my opinion... Well first of all, all guys have egos. No matter how big, small, obvious or not, when bruised, it can really really affect his mood... So never tamper with a guy's ego no matter how tempted you are to do it... Examples of hurting a guy's ego is ... Umm... Insulting them really really badly, verbally abusing them, and most of all, proving them wrong when they really, really think they're right... That's why you don't often here guys saying sorry when there's a heated argument or why men don't ask for directions haha... It's a matter of man trying to prove himself right and worthy, or something like that...

Alright, I'll end this entry with the analysis of men... Ciaoz

Element: Man

Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole)

Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inches though some isotopes can be as short as 4 inches.

Discoverer: Eve (discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs)

Occurrence: Found following duel element Wo, often in high concentration near a perfect Wo specimen.

Physical properties:

a) Surface often covered with hair bristly in some areas, soft in others.

b) Boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic and Common Sense, melts if treated like a God.

c) Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol).

d) Can cause headaches and severe body aches; handle with extreme caution.

e) Tends to fall into very low energy state directly after reaction with Wo (Snore... zzzzz).

f) Gains considerable mass as specimen ages, loses reactive nature.

g) Specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.

h) Rarely found in pure form after 14th year.

i) Ore damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with polluted form of the Wo common ore.

j) When pressure is applied, becomes stiff and unyielding; yields only when subtlety, subterfuge, flattery are applied.

Chemical properties:

a) All forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is possible.

b) May react with several Wo isotopes in short period under extremely favorable conditions.

c) Most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to Wo.

d) Usually willing to react with whatever is available.

e) Reaction Rates range from aborted/non-existent to pre-interaction effects which tend to turn the specimen bright red.

f) Reaction styles vary from extremely slow, calm and wet to violent/bloody.

g) When saturated with alcohols, will be fairly inert and will repel most other elements.

h) Is repelled by most household appliances and common household cleansers.

i) Is repelled by small children clothed in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety.

j) Is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.

Storage:

a) Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favorable reaction style.

b) Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo...

c) Can be used in recreational activities.

Tests:

a) Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths.

Caution:

a) Tends to react extremely violently when other Man interferes with reaction to a particular Wo specimen. Otherwise very malleable under correct conditions.